May 2013
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My hobbies include imitating Bang Yong Guk's voice...
kmexoplanet:
I just love how the exo fandom has turned exo’s comeback into a really complicated episode of blues clues.
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djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
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alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
rapedbyrapture:
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
“not mine” isn’t a source
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yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
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elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
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techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
geometricdeathtrap:
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generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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ohmyguccigege:
Omg, it seems that their concept is a throwback to the 90s! It all makes sense now though.The books that Chen had were all 90s related material (Game Boy, etc.), so I think that their concept maybe takes place in the past?
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i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
lecterer:
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
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smilingemoticon:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read